One Year Dave

I’m a comedian, which means I haven’t had to develop grown-up skills. Every year, I tell myself I’m gonna get my shit together, but then my brain gets Zapped and I get distracted for the rest of the year.

I eat garbage, I don’t exercise, I waste entire days thinking about how to waste the day. I’m not accountable to anyone else, I’m free range, and that’s the problem. I need a boss, someone to answer to, for my personal life. So, now it’s you. You’re hired, way to go.

For the next year, I’m putting the internet in charge of my life. Every Tuesday, I’ll post a list of things I could do that week, your votes are gonna decide what I do. Am I gonna work out? Am I gonna visit old people at a retirment home? Am I gonna learn to cook? Am I gonna kick a field goal for the first time in 25 years? You’re the boss, you tell me.

I’ll be keeping you updated on my progress with posts and videos at For the next 365 days, you’re my boss. You can’t be worse at it than I am.

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Not Safe with Nikki Glaser

Watch my appearance on Comedy Central’s Not Safe with Nikki Glaser

UPDATED Tour schedule 2015

Aug 20-22 Cincinnati Brew HaHa
Sep 3-5 Stand up Scottsdale
Sep 17-19 Joke Joint Houston
Oct 7-15 NYC Doing Shows around the City
Oct 16-17 Wilmington NC Dead Crow
Oct 29-Nov 1 Belushi’s Ft Meyers Florida
Nov 12-14 Laughing Gas Comedy Club Winston Salem
Dec 17-20 Go Bananas Comedy Club Cincinnati

Limestone Comedy Festival Jun 4-6

Hey Gang, I’m doing this super dope festival in Bloomington Indiana
I hope you can make it
Get your tickets here

Northern California/Oregon Mini Tour

Northern California/Oregon Mini Tour
Feb 26 Humbrews in Arcata @9pm
Feb 27&28 Wild River Pub Grants Pass 8pm
March 1 Crows Nest Comedy Santa Cruz 9pm

2015 January Show Dates

January Shows:
Jan 8-10 Skyline Comedy Cafe
Jan 12 Zanies Downtown
Jan 13 Chicago-Underground Comedy-Show
Jan 14 Comedians-You Should-Know
Jan 15-17 Comedy Cafe Milwaukee
Jan 21 Echoes underset
Jan 22 Leche Lounge 
Jan 24 12 Shiny Nickels Westside Comedy Theater 
Jan 26 The Secret Show at the Blind Barber 
Jan 29 Leche Lounge